SagaCity Forgery

Nonsense Pretending to be Knowledge

Jul 27

relahvant:

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.

(via hiddlesauce)


toniod90:

heldersangel:

solarselection:

princess-passion-flower:

stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

yall dont understand how accurate

jesus christ, this is me

I WANTED NONE AND I GOT YOU

asseenon-stev
read

(via theonlybezo)


nonbinarywillywonka:

thementalistinthetardis:

wwhatevver-ampora:

hungoverterezipyrope:

theleakypen:

ohmygosh you guys, the dawn room is the single best thing i’ve discovered on the Internet. If you feel at all crappy in any way, go on there right now. Seriously. Anything else you’re doing can wait. 

IM CRYING BECAUSE IT SAID TO THINK OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON OR WHATEVER AND I COULD ONLY THINK OF MY DOG SO THE ADVICE I TYPED IN WAS “GOOD DOG” AND IF THAT GETS SENT TO SOMEONE ELSE IM GONNA CRY

Reblogging again because this is absolutely beautiful. This doesn’t have nearly as many notes as it should, spread it around people. Help spread the love. Do it for me guys? *hugs* Love you all.


truly inspirational
no but really, this is actually pretty cool

I always reblog the dawn room, it has literally saved my life twice now. Even when I’m in an okay mood I get really emotional when I go here. It’s so important.

nonbinarywillywonka:

thementalistinthetardis:

wwhatevver-ampora:

hungoverterezipyrope:

theleakypen:

ohmygosh you guys, the dawn room is the single best thing i’ve discovered on the Internet. If you feel at all crappy in any way, go on there right now. Seriously. Anything else you’re doing can wait. 

IM CRYING BECAUSE IT SAID TO THINK OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON OR WHATEVER AND I COULD ONLY THINK OF MY DOG SO THE ADVICE I TYPED IN WAS “GOOD DOG” AND IF THAT GETS SENT TO SOMEONE ELSE IM GONNA CRY

Reblogging again because this is absolutely beautiful. This doesn’t have nearly as many notes as it should, spread it around people. Help spread the love.

Do it for me guys? *hugs* Love you all.

truly inspirational

no but really, this is actually pretty cool

I always reblog the dawn room, it has literally saved my life twice now. Even when I’m in an okay mood I get really emotional when I go here. It’s so important.

(via hiddlesauce)


Jul 26

Doing a test

dragonista:

Reblog this if you would buy a book with an LGBTQ main character, whose sexuality was not the primary focus of the novel

If you would not, reblog this.

(via hiddlesauce)


Funny E-mail of the Day:

  • Person: Hey! Can I get a quote for [describes art here]?
  • Me: Well for that it'll cost you [X amount of buckeroos].
  • Person: Wow, that's very high! I've seen [Other Artist] charge [Y amount] for something of similar quality, as you can see on their webpage [URL], why don't you cut me a deal?
  • Me: No.
  • Person: Oh, come on. Surely you don't want to lose a client right? <3 :) :) :)
  • Me: See, here's the thing.
  • Me: You know [Other Artist]'s webpage, which has their contact details and they are open for commissions, and that you took the time to obtain their pricing means that you've already asked them about creating that art.
  • Me: Yet you approached me, and asked for my pricing, and then say that I charge too high when you can just pay [Y] for "similar" quality.
  • Me: I mean, if you can indeed get work of similar quality for [Y pricing] which is 50% lower than [X pricing], why not just say "Thank you" and go ahead and buy from [Other Artist], instead of asking me to "cut you a deal"?
  • Me: That's how it works, right? Compare prices and pick the one you think gives you the most value? That's your right as a consumer. I have no problem with that.
  • Me: And yet here you are, talking to me, and trying to convince me to "cut you a deal", which means that for whatever reason, you would prefer to hire me, but don't want to pay the difference.
  • Me: Right now it sounds very much like you're using [Other Artist] to try and manipulate me into charging a lot less than what I usually get paid for. Complete with passive-aggressive "oh, but you'll lose a potential customer!!!" line.
  • Me: If that's the kind of shady, unprofessional attitude you have, I in all honesty do not feel comfortable working with you.
  • Person: Wow, you're just a greedy b*tch.
  • Me: Nope, just a businesswoman who wants to protect my own interests :) and you just proved my point about being less than professional about things.

Feminism: empowering women to do anything they want … except criticize any aspect of feminism.


carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

(via amazingatheist)


Jul 22
lucy-corsetry:

straggletag:

scientific-women:

lostinhistory:

teallikethecolor:

a-strong-female-character:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

CHLOROFORM?!

That’ll do it.

Back when medicine was a party in a bottle.

This week we started the Victorian era in summer camp.  I had to explain early-modern medicine to the 7 to 11-year-olds without discussing heroin or vibrators.  The struggle was real.

I love how people reference medical documents from this era as proof that corsets cause harm to people. *facepalm*

^^^^^^^

lucy-corsetry:

straggletag:

scientific-women:

lostinhistory:

teallikethecolor:

a-strong-female-character:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

CHLOROFORM?!

That’ll do it.

Back when medicine was a party in a bottle.

This week we started the Victorian era in summer camp.  I had to explain early-modern medicine to the 7 to 11-year-olds without discussing heroin or vibrators.  The struggle was real.

I love how people reference medical documents from this era as proof that corsets cause harm to people. *facepalm*

^^^^^^^


killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

(via hiddlesauce)


black-battler:

The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

image

(via metaphoricalcrickets)


lexlifts:

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?
that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.
that’s not how it fucking works

no not really
the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes
and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink
and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.
I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

fucking yes 
even worse tho devidementia is a woman like wow thats disappointing as shit 

lexlifts:

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

fucking yes 

even worse tho devidementia is a woman like wow thats disappointing as shit 

(via hiddlesauce)


Jul 21

Proving a point to my mother- reblog if you are not a pedophile.

johnskylar:

jenniferrpovey:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

my-peopleskills-arerusty:

no-im-not-me:

oblivious-cancer:

If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.

image

Posting for two reasons 1. ^^^
2. Martin freeman

that made me realize that is martin freeman 

Pbbt.

I guess the point is that most people on tumblr aren’t after your kids?

(via kylekallgren)


thebeautyofcorsetcraftsmanship:

(via Ariadne’s Thread)
Another wasp-line, underbust corset by Christine Wickham,  which she had planned in organdy and satin to bring out the sheer/transparent aspect of this design. Wow, if this corset is not screaming “sexy”, then I don’t know what will!A tribute to the hourglass shape and all females with luscious, round hips! 
Christine’s talent and personality will be sorely missed in the corset community. By sharing and posting her design, photos and videos from time to time, we can participate in keeping her spirit alive. 

thebeautyofcorsetcraftsmanship:

(via Ariadne’s Thread)

Another wasp-line, underbust corset by Christine Wickham,  which she had planned in organdy and satin to bring out the sheer/transparent aspect of this design.

Wow, if this corset is not screaming “sexy”, then I don’t know what will!

A tribute to the hourglass shape and all females with luscious, round hips! 

Christine’s talent and personality will be sorely missed in the corset community. By sharing and posting her design, photos and videos from time to time, we can participate in keeping her spirit alive. 


lovelyrats:

So Zessina completely has the right idea about corsets looking gorgeous with saris. She sent me these beautiful saris and I think I’m getting at least mildly competent at folding them XD
The pale corset is by Xandriana, the black and white one is by me (lovely rat’s clothing), and the teal one is a precious treasure Christine Wickham made for me in her favorite color.

These are so beautiful… I want the  Black and white one so bad. Or at the very least the corset.


Jul 18

artschoolglasses:

Favourite Fashion: Alexander McQueen, Fall 2008 RTW

(via retrofolie)


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